Orange squash kills

I'm addicted with orange squash but now it betrayed me. My throat feels like donald duck and my nose is overflowing with hot juicy mucus. It's not just an ordinary orange squash-add-water, it is now orange squash-add-water-makes you sick.

Should I skip school tomorrow?





















Let the nehnehs roll

Singaporeans are hypocrites

Just pop your head out of your window and see how many flags are flying around. They're being patriotic? But yet complain so much? Yucks yucks. They call themselves Singaporeans yet they complain so much; goverment very strict, bus fees rising, st*rhub lagging(lol) and etc.

I take bus service 147/196 to school and every morning i saw 4363643 singapore flags. The whole block of was "decorated" by flags, alot of them big and small. It's along Bukit Merah Road, near ABC market.

Nehnehs to all red and whites with 5 stars and a cresent-reans out there. ^^























Good luck for your weekly monday blues tomorrow!

Omg

VL just sent me a porno link.

"Free Adult Asian Movies for You!". Luckly my parents weren't at home if not.....

Never get tricked by friends sending you malicious Urls. ^^




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So i decided to take revenge, my target: "hecktar". I learn the method from the porn queen. i also realised that there's two porn queens.

I succeed, hector clicked the url. he's been porn-ed.






edited at 1055pm

Typo?

Quick update, i know but this is important.

"Accounts, yadda yadda. Disturbed haiqal and his girlfriend PAXTON ."
- corrected version

"Accounts, yadda yadda. Disturbed haiqal and his girlfriend #&#$&#."
-original version

Yeah, if you're reading Verbiagelovers's blog please take note.










Thank you

Aww-ness

1) Xplorer or rather XPR is closing down. It's the community where i learned where is ALLEY, OUTER AND INNER BOMBSITE in the map de_dust2. It's where I met wacky people such as Woo, Jumpingboy, SG, Sxiez, B, Mikezx, Melissa, Boo, Osimese, SomeOne etc. Pardon me if i didnt mention your names. XPR lack of funds, therefore it will be shut down. When the sub-teams were disbanded I already feel something not nice gonna happen and of cos something really not nice happened.



PS. pardon me if i didn't mention your names.





2) A friendly match with NUS is postponed. &#$E# I already pictured on how we gonna squeeze How Chong's NUS' butt, but now it is postponed. The real reason is still a mystery.













Good day

FTW?

I went to Google, search for Courtney Jaye and i got this:


GOOOOOOOOOOGLE

and i click it of cos. $&#&$#, i got this:


Totally ftw


I don't know what's wrong with S*ckhub.

BABOOSH

Bryanboy is coming to town!

omfg. i need to borrow Mrs Lim's bag. she's using gucci right? YEAH i need a gucci or
a LV now or prada. I'm still practising his famous pose. Gotta go!








LAWL

BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Freak PT 2

I forgot about the maths test. ^^

I screwed it. It's the past...


If you're watching Singapore Idol, Rahimah Rahim just performed. I didn't hear how well she had sing(wearing headphones) but her wadrobe is crappy. Wearing a piece of netted thingy, it reminds me of a potato sack. Tell her it's not a cosplay competition.

























Muse's songs are for the deads

Freak

I guess i'm a freak.

Check out the time now, and im at home. ^^

Farewell to our PE teacher, Ms Suzanne Eng. Finish her attachment i guess.

Her softball session was fun and good luck to her of cos.















CHEERIOS

^^

i always blog at night but blogspot.com chose not to co-operate with me and i ended up being WOLS.


Miss Japan made Asia proud.

^^

I forgot what i wanted to write yesterday. =x



@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@

My phone almost got busted in maths class. Luckyly my fingers were fast enough to slip my phone in my pocket but mr goh thought it was under my table. MAGIC. Thanks to WILSON kong, he asked me to play gunbound with him. Nehneh

homeworkdephobia?

I got some homework to do. I really want to do it.






but.......











































i got no pen. ^^

Ouch

Never play soccer barefooted on hardground.

Now i'm suffering, my feet are occupied by blisters. ^^























but i feel like a young brazilian football star ^^

chicken, the tasty bird

KFC, father of chicken, FRIED CHICKEN. Not the other err...nevermind.

Cool stuff, $5.95 with a tiny weeny cup of Pepsi. At least it is better than Best Pick Up Meals which is the nearest western food outlet near my school. I think BMC kfc should recruit new workers, school drop out or something because the super duper old aunties is very irritating or in other word very kaopei.

Neh neh, luckyly i was hungry and didn't have that much energy. If not she would be in the hot oil like all the other chickens. JUST JOKING.





Pros
-the patty is pretty filling.
-nice sauce(it's the same as the whipped potato)
-tender!

Cons
-raisins in coleslaw is not necessary
-countable fries
-KPKB cashier













^^

The Beautiful Men

Colin and Kero sux.

I found a new one. I know it's a lil bit WOLS but he is Bryanboy !!


He can do 100 pumping in a min

Man, he's ubber cool. He claims that Paris Hilton has testicles, maybe he's just jealous. =x But nevermind, his concept is like ubber pretty.

The new and next but uprising Bryanboy, CLOUDYBOY!!!


CLOUDYBOY!


He just some tweaks and ready to go!

































i'm so dead tomorrow. Cloudyboy gonna bust my ass till it rains.

LAWL!

I mean LOL.

Compare this:


and



ZOMFG. Difference is obvious. ^^


and her idol journey is out! MUAHAHHA. A 16 year old can sing better. Leave, get out man. shooo.









LAWL!!

Idolisation

Neh neh, they suck. =x I want be the host, Gurmit Singh to be exact. 90% of the time he'll be hugging somebody. Guys or Girls, he take em all.







Who'll be out?


Paul Twohill. No more monster. He's damn scary. ^^ flame me all you want. Emo who smiles. -_____________________________________________________________________-




























Cheers.

My naked feet....

WOAH. Happening. My socks got confiscated, YES, my socks, my socks with the 10mm hole on the sole. Reason? It's not school socks, duh. It doesn't feel comfortable at all wearing shoes alone. Your feet get all sweaty and damp. We are force to wear "BMSS" on our feets, isn't that abit an insult? But I like.

I invested on a new pair of socks. $2.70 burned. lol. Maybe school can apply for sponsorships with sporting brands other than our typical dress maker, Bibi and Baba and Kah Huat Dressmaker.

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People likes to reveal what they wear. Guys-boxers, forty year old slut girls-gstring. Isn't it abit old fashion? Our new instructor for Data Logging reveals em all. I think it's blue =x. UBBER COOL. The blue thingy just kept me wondering......





A wacky week.









Cheerios!

HEHE

Monday monday monday, today wasnt bad at all. Except the few early minutes. My neighbour is 1 KNNCCB arsehole. He knows I'm walking behind him, he got in the lift and purposely shut the door. CCB, my nose almost look like Owen Wilson's. And then was AVA, AVA got alot of kaykiang idiots.

But as it gets later, the day gets better(omg it rhymes). I won a prize during assembly! SO HAPPY! for just saying the word "Indian". The question was "Which race does the prata originate from?" something like that. Bloody hell whole school was so restless, nobody raises their hands for that question. Guess what I'd won? $1.50 correction tape-glue stick combo! WOOTS

After school, went to eat at the coffeshop opposite our school and i saw:



No offense but i found that it is UBBER cool. It's like pimp my ride yo. The dead is lying with EIGHT gold plated statues. Heaven before reaching the real thing.















Cheerios peeps







One more "achievement"

Am I in Singapore?

I'm dead than. 3am, haven't sleep, school later. Sayonara.



MONDAY BLUES!

Spam?

Gmail gives you 2gb of storage space for several reasons.

1) Stores your emails.

2) Stores your SPAMS.


waste my 20 sec deleting em all


it's only a 3 days that i haven't check my mailbox and i got a generous 256 spams. THANK YOU.






















Happy Sunday guys

1:02 am

I owe alot of homework. ^^

Movie day today - 2 movies and some anime episodes.

and got this from my cousin.


card/money holder?

well the airport visit last week wasn't bad at all. Now my house got at least 6 bars of chocolates and a big packet of KitKat. Fatfatfat.








CHEERIOS

Game kills

Literally la. My arse got cramp and my back hurts. ^^ suicide. Dota is a dumb game, i play for the fun of it but some play to be called Pro. I must say dream on. Basket I sat on a plastic chair for 2 straight ours to achieve this:




NB, tiring you know. But i must say it's addictive, better then watching pron....er *think back* No way.

good nite all












CHEERS

Bitch fight

First Toa Payoh Secondary School, never heard of em? Me too but i love their bitches. They are scarrrrrryyyy. They are alot of 3gps videos circulating out there, from sex to "street" fight.

Here's the LATEST
you need sign up though

Jokers.




and what's next? pupils-teacher orgy? =x

woots!

Chaosgfx has this section for signature enthusiast to showcase their sig and "battle" with each other. I participated in a friendly one and i won! HEHE.

i PRINT SCREEN for you as an evidence.


a friendly fellow member started the thread


HEHE




2 lame sigs, but im a better lamer though. FOOOO

Budak-budak lihat perempuan menawan.

Kids watching pretty girls. Sorry, my malay really cannot make it.

Back to topic. I was surfing some forum and found out a blogspot. A good blogspot, better than Xiaxue!

A Bikini Life, meant for lelakis(men). To be honest, I take some time to explore the site. SONG and for the horny unwanteds, GOOD PCC MATERIAL AH. =x



Very cool idea, using blogspot. Just a word for the writer, GET YOUR OWN SERVER. Stop eating Blogspot bandwidth, sibeh laggy.












Sorry for the random post, finding inspiration for my malay compo. 1 week haven't hand it ah. [:{}]=

PRINT SCREEN!

I learned how to do a PRINT SCREEN today in Data Logging class.

FTW. The method is called PRINT SCREEN but the image is called a SCREEN SHOT!

i show you 1 hell of a PRINT SCREEN


Click it please


OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IT'S FAT GREEN PIPE!!! YES STARHUB. I'm so happy.























HAPPY SCREEN PRINTING

^^

hehe zidane won the golden ball

more of him


THE BEST



hahaha







GOOD NITE

the dentist

I was called for a dental checkup this morning. We had this "mobile" dental trailer parked at the netball court. The dentist? A fat man, his stomach is so big that it looks like a big ball. He looks like a Pope too, with his head covering.

Let's talk about his stomach.

Dentist: I think your teeth is infected.
Haiqal: Uh huh
Dentist: I need refer you for a consultation, probably you'll need a minor operation.
Haiqal: *FTW*

and....*Bam, stomach hits haiqal's face*
Haiqal: Urgh
Dentist: Oh pain ah? Ya, that's the hole.

Bloody hell, he poked my "hole" and hits my face. I'm helpless at that moment. I don't mind if the piece of fat lump is womens boobies but luckyly it's not. It's freaking hard, touch wilson kong's stomach and you'll find out how hard it is.

He speaks English cum Malay too.

*Drill drill drill*
Dentist: Ok, go komor(rinse) your mouth.
Haiqal: ......

The trailer shakes when he walks. He's like Hagrid Jr.












world cup fever has subside and abit off topic, i present you france's hero!















CHEERS

The airport

Went to the airport just now to fetch my aunt from HOLIDAY. i really hate to fetch somebody returning from their holiday. Imagine you're suffering in Sin Jia Po and drooling to escape hometown for a break but somebody appears infront of you carrying 2 huge luggage filled with new clothes and bragging over the great scenery. KNS.

My patient was tested too. We reach there at 3 but soon realise the plane only touches down at 4. Bloody hell. That excludes waiting time for aunt to check out, duty-free shopping and collect their luggage. Nevermind, tolerate.

Finally, we took a train to city hall for dinner and headed home. Dnt haven't do man.








BAHH
















CHEERS

FTW?

I'm pokemon crazy right now.



It's a fun sig.












HAPPY SUNDAY

How to make taxi drivers dulan?

^^

Follow this few easy steps:

ONE: Laugh super loud and make lame jokes.

TWO: Tell him that he's going the wrong way when he's considered the master of all the expressways.

THREE: Play with the seatbelt.

and finish it off with "Uncle, my wallet is stuck in my pocket."

CONFIRM DULAN. He'll be lucky not to meet with any accidents.

Try it, tested on a YellowCab driver. ^^

the paikia, security guard and a piece of ice

Bukit Merah Secondary School has a lot of paikia wannabes from sec one to four. it's just a trend which spreads every year.

What happened today?
Major fight!

Who involved?
a sec 2 and a security guard.

Why?
Probably it began with just a piece of an ice.

UBBER COOL right? This is jus something which happen in BMSS at least once a term. Not with the security guard always lah.

I hope both party will get screwed really bad till their arsehole is 10inch big. Pure stupidity. Fight enthusiast actually followed the couple "dance" all the way outside canteen. Where am i? Sitting on the bench, waiting for a storyteller to tell his stories.


ZOMG, bukit merah o bukit merah. What's next?

Defeated

awww the girls lost in the final match.


no pictures, ask the girls. i saw one of em with a digicam! cant be blame, finals ok.

once again referee made a scene. ref o ref. she's a good official, wouldnt want to talk about it. BUT. it's very rare to see a keeper fall. =)

it's great to seat by the sideline, listening to stupid complains, gossiping complimenting about the players and of cause coach's craziness. Coach are the most idiotic people ever in the planet. They shout at you and scream their lungs out and came up with a reason; I want you all to win. BASKET. their players are very pitiful. haha Jill is very fierce but in the end it benefits though.

Ah, Singapore's floorball greats come to the finals for different purposes.

Jill, Sara and Sonia(i think)were there to coach.

Widya and Rello as officials.

and Emily, i got no idea why she came. =x

Just to add this, Gerrald Koh is a lousy and yes lousy photographer. He took all the action shots, team talks and best moments in game but he forgot to take the CO-OFFICIALS. Blardy hell. I believe the pictures will be posted at sfa.sg some day. Imagine your picture is there and people look at you. WOW THAT GUY IS UBBER SEXY! hehe. ^^

The results as follows(wah like some idol show siah):

Champion: Northland Secondary
Runner up: Bukit Merah Secondary
2nd runner up: Chij KC
3rd runner up: Bedok Town Secondary

once again, i wish to congratulate those who win and lose. GOOD GAME

See you again next year














CHEERIOS

Big Blue Car

You know what it is.

Most of it can talk , "Please fasten your seat belts."

and when you reach your destination it will say "Please pay $643643 and 22 cents."

If you guess taxi, you're right!

Guess wad, they increased their starting price. UBBER COOL.

lai lai make money ah!

THE REASON? DIESEL PRICE INCREASE!! FTW

CLICK HERE FOR PRESS RELEASE

Hell lots of shitty, it may be 10 cents and the longer millage count gimmicks but it sure will cost you more!








shouldn't customer rights come first? hmmm

WEEZER!

great band .

made a sig


er the lead singer. rivers or smth =x


not satisfied wit it though.




edit


VER. 2?

Remember Badger?

http://www.badgerx3.com/

hahaha

HE's back!

not only kennysia can zhun his penis ok

SORRY FOR THE R21 POST!


BADGER OWN3D

Relieve the childhood days...

i still remember how i bug my parents to get me a gameboy and a pokemon catridge.

i call it catridge last time, the advance term is known as roms.

now im relievin it wit my phone. freaking bo liao sunday. i played pokemon gold the whole day. lost touch. i managed to get 2 badges though. haha.

MEMEMEME

dos creeps coming out frm grassy area is really irritating. the rest? so fun.









CHEERS

poor england....

they got alot of fans but too bad they lost.


found a picture showing the players' reaction when rooney was issued a red card.

check it out.


click the picture












CHEERS

Town

Yeah went to town yesterday.

Alot of melayus, i dont know why. got a shirt and a wallet. 10 bucks only, volcom ok. damn red. 50% off. smart shopper i am.

The Great Singapore Sale is just a name. no real bargain.

there's some street perfomance in act to help some cancer society or something. i must say they are desperate to get attention.=x

another thing is that they shouldn't locate a sentimental kind of band near a rock band. you know how loud is a distortion wit a 400watts amp is like rite? poor slow singers. they cant barely be heard.


i didn't wake up for the brazil vs france match and worst i found out they lost. wtf 1:0 extra time. #&$#

for many people world cup is no longer fun when their favourite team is out. i may be one of them. but there's germany to root for. KLOSE, cutest runner on earth!








CHEERS! and happy youth day


is it today ? or tommorrow?=x