the dentist

I was called for a dental checkup this morning. We had this "mobile" dental trailer parked at the netball court. The dentist? A fat man, his stomach is so big that it looks like a big ball. He looks like a Pope too, with his head covering.

Let's talk about his stomach.

Dentist: I think your teeth is infected.
Haiqal: Uh huh
Dentist: I need refer you for a consultation, probably you'll need a minor operation.
Haiqal: *FTW*

and....*Bam, stomach hits haiqal's face*
Haiqal: Urgh
Dentist: Oh pain ah? Ya, that's the hole.

Bloody hell, he poked my "hole" and hits my face. I'm helpless at that moment. I don't mind if the piece of fat lump is womens boobies but luckyly it's not. It's freaking hard, touch wilson kong's stomach and you'll find out how hard it is.

He speaks English cum Malay too.

*Drill drill drill*
Dentist: Ok, go komor(rinse) your mouth.
Haiqal: ......

The trailer shakes when he walks. He's like Hagrid Jr.












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