elmo-fied

I made my first video. starring elmo the pornstar. hehe!



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It's only tuesday. Trouble got nothing to do, it came and find me just now. The result? Detention still school is over. SONG BOH? It's poa, freaking boring. Miss Poon explaining about dropping subjects and my throat is dry. Giving a reason to go to the toilet i ended going to the shop. Of cause i didnt go alone. What luck, our class location is directly opposite the shop and whom did i saw? Miss Poon! WOOOTS got butt farked. To make matter worst, Satwant came. He's 1 angry Singh today. My heart shrunk. Bah.






Do Watch my video and spread the love. Director in the making. =)




Happy Halloween! BOO !

starfug crash, again

it's down since 2+ till 4. I spent my time playing Football Manger and i finally beat chealsuck


Hengyi, 2-1 baby!

For you chikopeks

Guys always love zaogengs, upskirts, voyeur and stuff. Here's a picture we took this morning. Thnks to sharpeye Mary, she found something that can satisfy you zaogeng desires. CHIO!













































ENJOY

The last day

It's officially the last day of school. Three teachers are retiring. Mrs Lim Dak Tok, overall she's a very nice teacher. I regret only listening to her when exams are around the corner. The most patient and kindest teacher ever around. Next, Mr Pungot, my BEST-est arguing partner in malay class. Last but not least, Mrs Ghani, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. The shifu of all chicken curries. How would the old folks down Bukit Merah survive without her chicken curry next year? Some broke down, sad moment. The tree planting ceremony was a totally waste of my 15 mins.

D.O.A, awesome. Taking away the girls.. nono you cant take away them, it's still nice. The effects and stuff is really damn kindergarten such as breaking a few pillars after getting punched with a bare fist and jumping off a 50ft wall with a sword. My favourite part- the volleyball game. Damn it makes me want to play volleyball. Boing boing and spike! Im gonna watch again. Kasumi owns. She ripped my heart with her sword. I don't mind participating in the fighting event.

And, fifth again. Yay. I like that number very much.



2.3

QPS Group D

Today was fun, damn fun. I did not do my gym duty but did usher-ing instead. It's something i did not regret. LOL. Group D from Queenstown Primary simply made my day. All of em are girls. According to my not-so-powerful memory, the noisiest one supposedly is Yan Ling. 90% of them are kiddos and getting a crush within half a day definitely supports it better. They're scissors-paper-stone pro ok. My hand turned red in just two consecutive hits. Ouch ouch. Meeting such nice people, it makes you want to motivate them to write BMSS as first choice but as you look on the other side you rather not. Cos...... bukit merah doesnt offer any bright future to its students. ^^ For Ming Jian, errr alot of crapozillas invole bah.


Tomorrow, report book. WOOTS. I still want my number five. It means alot to me. I cant take this anymore. :)












The monitress

30 days?

A month of minor starvation had passed, damn fast imo. You're just about to enjoy yourself and then your parents ask to clean the house. How would you feel? I was given ridiculous chores such as cleaning the ceilings and wiping the walls. Tamade. Hard labour with little or no wages at all. Hari Raya is tomorrow but i feel least excited. Enthusiasm runs low as year go by. Same old drama every year with adults crying like babies apologising and hugging and bringing back memories of 83283years back. It can be quite hilarious as most of them are hypocrites. Why? 5 mins after their "drama", they'll start laughing and gossiping, again. Bah. But 2 things i like....







food and green packets. Superb.













What's your problem?

Ahad

Let's welcome TotodilE! He'll be there for quite some time to greet and cheer you guys up. Water gun!


I woke up and slack and sleep again till 640. All well planned. Ahhhh good life. Right. -_______-
Liverpool lost, NiP lost.


1st place goes to Pentagram 2nd to NiP and 3rd hoorai. That's for counterstrike of cause. Bah



















Distance, yeah. You lengthen it, urgh.

When I looked up,

..you turned around.

First of all Happy Deepavali!

Spent my whole morning with my mouse, cs training. Ace clutch-ed for 5 rounds in a row. JK. I lost my form this few days. I cant even get two digit frags. I wonder why. I like the "robot-man" at ViVoCity today. He's ubber cool. Stamina of a horse, he did robot movements for 30 mins non stop. Their publicity drive is 10 times cooler than BMSS'. Two more days of fasting left, yay?















You're being remember-ed. Spike for the win. (:

3 McChickens

Gosh we had a mcchicken fiesta today. Three of those evil stuff can leads you to a department store so you can buy a bigger pants. The primary school students, one word, MEAN. They directly hurt me. I was just doing my duty explaining what's the purpose of the gym for and stuff when a boy suddenly points at me and said, "You're so fat SEXY!" Damn my little heart cracked into two. There's a sudden change of students wave from quiet and restless Stamford Primary to noisy and rebellious Gan Eng Seng Primary.

Still I think Bukit Merah is wasting alot of money on this 3 days crap thingy. More mcchickens on monday and wednesday!










Playground at vivocity can be very dangerous. :)

Pink is hot

I don't know why but I just had the fascinations for snakes again. Erm, and the 3 days event to promote the primary 6 students will snake too. Tomorrow, school will be filled with little kids running around and makin unnecessary noise lead non other by our.....prefects. Crapozilla. I bet you enrollment will increase as little as sugars in Sprite Zero. If you're in need of a favour tomorrow, just dialled for the rangers! We bash and spit venom at the small fries with little effort. HISSSSSSSSSS





oooh check out my minis










You're being mean

Coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean

Sounds yummy?! Hungry? Too bad it's not edible and thanks Ben.



CURE for YOU!




The instructions freak me out






























Of cause i won't use it. It's a hand cream!

You decide.

Excited? hehe




My results wasn't so good but secondary four here I come. Screw the short pants and the twittish lower secondary-s. Shall I be nice? Oh, I am nice. Silly question. Gosh. A revolution in Bukit Merah Secondary may take place anytime soon. Stay tune.


















Just kidding.

To my classmates.

KEEP ON SMILING!

and to other people also.

Boring post examination....

....starts tomorrow, duh.


I don't know what the teachers got in mind but i certainly hope it's not the usual say-no-to-premarital sex session. Why don't they encourage us to have sex instead. HMMMMM. "HAVE SEX! WEAR PROTECTION!" Since teenagers now adays are potryaing "public porn" for us to see. Random huh? I know.







Tomorrow. GOSH.













and thanks the fuck out of the asshole who mass add me in a conversation now. Now my msn just fucking died on me.Fuck you.

Latest signature.....

G is for Gman

Wahaha. My best attemp on C4Ds so far. Comments and critques are welcome.
























For you

Cause days go by...

BUT you still remain shut.


Alright, fun day yesterday. Major crapping. I've met one of the best and the worst bus drivers in Singapore. The worst which was asking us to shut up. I don't know which company was it under with but it's the free shuttle from Orchard->Marina. We are just minding our own buisness and playing our favourite game, "haitai"(the spiderman-batman-superman) when the cocky horse faced kukunut driver turned and suddenly blurted out a sentence which hurt us all, me the most. Just imagine if there's travellers from other countries and witness the incident, gg singapore. Thanks to the break-my-heart driver. Lack of sex leads to anger? Probably.

For me exams aren't officially over till we get back our scripts. Brrrrrrrrrrr. Cold chilly tuesday for me. Maybe the teachers can get a job as a flyer distributor out side mrt stations after they retire. After 5-6 days of distributing scripts, they seem to master it. Some even got their own technique of distributing our scripts. Stylo.
















Good luck to you, smile always(:

1 elmo?2 elmos? 3 elmos?

TMX GONE BAD


It's TMH(Tickle Me Harder)


ENJOY!

Mid week

Alright, two more days. The hall furniture is really not comfortable. It's blardy stiff and imagine sitting for a two hours paper. First your butt will starts to heat up, the good thing is it prevents you to have tummyache. All your shit which are coming out from the rectum slowly climb back to the intestine and then you'll start having back ache. You try to stretch as much as possible but with the space of 3ft by 3ft, you cant do much. Your leg will either kick someone chair or your back will hit their table. Not forgetting about the toilet. At least 200 pupils share the same cubicle for 5 days . GOD! If you're lucky enough, you can sit shit stain around the toilet bowl area. He must had a bad paper.


Two more days, to great toilet, "nicer furnitures" and nicer handwriting on whiteboards.








Mrs Yeow art is damn hideous. She cant even draw a 3 dimensional alphabets properly. BAH











<3?

Examination is not equal to celebration

Alright, we're putting on gear 2 tomorrow. I wont write as often because topic will be rather "flat" this week. It will be either "YEAH! maths was damn chicken feet 1-1=0." that kind of thing or "Oh damn, i screwed up this paper..." get what i mean?

I am rather nervous for the duh reason of not well prepared. Hmmmmm but I got new shoes(again)! Yay! goodyear sole rocks























i'll be your number one stalker

GENTING HIGHLANDS!

Hooo

singapore finally has the genting highlands kinda atmosphere. the bad thing is only that it is 15 degrees hotter and it stinks. Should be blame the Indonesians? Should be educate or punish them? It happens every year. This morning I saw an auntie wearing a mask! A surgical mask to be precise, it's not those N95 mask. I want to get the Hard Gay mask. Ubber sexy.








Not this















somehow i feel guilty.

After 15 years.........

.........my dad finally said, "I should've worn protection." Ok, another random intro.

The least i like doing is getting a hair cut. It's just a useless routine every 2-3 weeks. Why cant guys have long hair? It's not that our hair is as long as Rapunzel's. BOO. I'll be a good boy and have my hair cut. Finally our paper 1 tomorrow, something which i'm not looking forward too but it's just another obstacle which i need get through. We're one week late. Others are already enjoying. Once again, damn it.







I'll continue smiling.

GREAT......

Yeah right, exams is around the corner and i am sick. Curse the haze, damn it. I broke my afternoon nap record, sleeping from 2pm to 6.45pm. Will salt water act as a remedy to cure sore throat? 2 tablespoon of salt is enough for you to hate salt you whole life. Imagine fries without salt? It's not like you're a stage 123734634 high blood pressure patient or something, it's just because you tried a remedy for your sore throat. Thanks Melvin Paul. Urgh, haven't study.


Omg people love my moobs. OMG!














Brunettes kill spiders.

Boobs are artistic

Remember my recent post on boobies scupltures? Kenny Sia has a wider view on how it is all about. It's not as dirty as you thought. Think wide.


















scram, my dear

WEEKENDS

BAH i never touch a single note nor textbook.

Great dinner at some turkish restauraunt near bugis, i forgot the name. The serving was rather small. =x Cousin's treat, song boh. The number of homos and transexuals in Singapore are uprising, i saw at least 5 of each kind. Some "her" boobs are bigger than typicals singapore girls' boobs, told ya silicon can do wonders!


Will singapore be a homo state/country?











NEW SHOES!!
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