bikini>evening gown

"When I was a young child, I was overweight; I was never the belle of the school. Because I am a passionate and determined person, I managed to change how I looked to make myself a happier person." - Jessica Tan, Ms Singapore

Haha. I'll write this 5 years later after I'll represent Singapore for Mr Universe. I on my tv at 10 to watch CSI but instead it's the encore of the miss universe. bah it's the same thing every year. They can smile for 8238 hours without getting tired. The judges? a football star and a rock star, they know what shit? What makes me excited is not all boobies and bum bums but when Miss USA drop right on her butt for the evening gown event. Oh man, she must've some bucks on Osim zapzap butt. Nevertheless, salute her for being strong and stuff. HAHA it's still funny on how she fall. I remember falling the same way but it was during a floorball match and i got nudged real hard. I forgot to grab my cam to record it like what I did for the dancefloor and i found the link! Click HERE

And what Miss Japan gonna do 5 years later? Turn into an AV star perhaps. Get her dvd la! Quite hot. kekeke jk.

Aye, Captain!

POTC, the third installment; great movie despite having to seat beside a stranger for 3 hours. I watched with movie buddies but always ended up at the end. The effects were superb and it's pretty hilarious too. What disturbed me most are the hygienes of the pirates. Although they're always at the sea most of them got black finger nails, rotten teeths and dirty faces. The blonde pirate( keira knightley) adds an extra popcorn to the movie but my favourite character are Pingtel and Ragetti. They appeared on the visa tv ad, freaking jokers. Final words, great story line, superb effects and it's worth your money and a piece of advice don't sms during the show. If you missed one part, that's it you'll be clueless towards the end. Enjoy.



Good luck for MT O's tmr. (((((;

Urghh

Since this Monday is the mother tounge paper, I'll blog in my language, MALAY ftw. Here I go.....


















Just kidding. I'll reserve my Malay for Monday. I didn't take my Mid year, no hooha or whatsoever but something caught my eye. The teachers graded all my subjects F9. That's fucktup with a capital U. I got my m.c presented; two of em and I got F9? I guess I'll be ranked and what? 33/33 without taking any paper? GRRRR. Knowing that achieving distinctions is fairly impossible but receiving F9 is fucking ridiculous. What's to make my day worst? My five year old com is having symptoms of menopause and she's gonna say bye bye anytime soon.

Malay all the way la. Gonna hop by some mats and minahs favourite ports and practice my malay with em. Nadia, I promise I'll give you my shrek ears if you beat me in malay. Kekeke. I want more miss hafidas as the markers. She gave me 32/50 even though i wrote only a page long for my paper 1. The teachers have a crush on my mum, they wont fail to invite her for meet-the-parents session. WOOTS!

A smile at least, is much appreciated.

Shrek is ubber cool

I came to school just to look at least two papers. At least, I ended my day with a smiling face. During Physics, I told Nadia,"Eh if i beat you in paper two, you buy for me the Shrek ear thingy ah, set?" This whole 3 1/2 years, I've never beat her before in Malay and it took me that long to beat her. Kekekeke. I can't wait for her to buy or will she buy so i bought it just now. Jovyn said I'm freaking childish but he's the first to put on the thingy right after i open the packaging.

see see see! act camera shy only

I hope mcdonalds would come out the playmate's bunny version. By the way, ever seen an emo ogre and a retard together?

He finished a packet of fries in 1 bite.

Blades of Glory

Damn this show is nice. I managed to catch this it just now. At first thought, i think it's a damn gay movie, guys in leotard with skates on but it sure kept me awake throughout the show. I was quite reluctant to go cos i'm tired, grr interhouse then maths, alone in g.o. Great scripts that make you laugh non stop during the show and after the show. I was in the bus and the funny scenes were stuck in my head, I smiled a little and there's this lady stared at me thinking I was some psychopath or something. Figure skating is gay but i find it rather cool. My favorite quote was by Michael Michaels,"You still look like a 15 year old girl, only not hot." Go watch it. My $9.50 is totally well spent.

don't stop now, i've got smth to tell.

Nice people, we just love em

wooooooots.

I got em for free, yes all of em. I only paid my bus fare for collecting them. Don't you just love nice people? If only maths would be this nice, i would marry em. keke

(:!

I was at my uncle's stall earlier, helping out hear and there at the same time earning some small bucks. It was when about 2 o'clock when he said take a break. I take the opportunity to go Tiong. Buzzed Fattah but don't know what happened-alien abducted him maybe, he didn't turn up. So there was I, freaking loner. What I did there?

Here's a teaser

$20 burned. I finally got the goddamn album. First thing you would notice that nothing is similar to their previous album, Meteora. No crazy scratching by Dj Hahn and Shinoda seems to be voice shy in this new album. Bah, go get it yourself. You'll get this really huuuge poster, i don't bother opening it cos im lazy to roll it back.


Some pictures to poison you all:

typical LP's album

Black and white, told ya emo dominating the world.

I'll rate it 9.5/10. Why -0.5? There's only 12 tracks la and Chester looks gay with the mohawk on the album cover and and also no more visual art by Shinoda. Other than that? Superb.


Orignators, never immitators :p

Minutes to Midnight

I planned to get this album soon as when it announced the official release date, which is like a month ago? Now I'm down with chicken pox which is quite sucky because you cant go out. Cannot go out means cannot get the coolest album in the world. Grrr. But who cares, how bout tomorrow? School finishes at 11 i heard, anybody?

Damn I'm so bored that when you give me Rubik, i'll be fascinated for hours. I want take pictures but i got no kaki. Jovyn called me a camwhore because i like to take photographs. Camwhores do love to take photographs but they take photographs of themselves which is very much the opposite of what i'm doing.

how bout everynight?

mummymummymummy!

My mother had carried me around for a solid 9 months and also praying that the thing which will come out would be good. I don't know how she feels but she had him for 15 years already. I know how much she suffered, my bad results and my demands. Oh man this is gay...



HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MUMMIES MOTHERS OUT THERE!












sleepingearlyisbad!

My life at home...

I've been living the King's life for the past 5 days. Waking up at 10 and daily screenings of the latest DVD awaits me. Then I'll past time by playing Football Manager 2007-best game in the world. I watched Charlotte's Web and nearly cried, it's no kiddy movie. I appreciated it. My nightlife is basically covered by tv shows. To round things up, it's been freaking boring. ROAR.

I just got hold of a few expired films but I need more. Anybody who has em, do contact me. I'm willing to pay $2 per roll. You might be thinking whether I'm dumb or crazy to use expired films and who the hell uses film now?

Why expired films?

First of all it's cheaper compared to new one. A new slide can easily cost up to $9. Second, it really produce cooooooooool images without the help of photoshop. Something original without post editing is priceless. And there are people who still shoot films.

Varicella zoster

Varicella zoster a new villain in town. Just kidding. Better known as chicken pox. Now my face is worst then the angry mopeng and i feel like shit. It's everywhere, nothing to hide, there's some on my balls and that's the place i fear most to scratch. Girls would cry if they have chicken pox now.


"ooooooh my super duper baby butt face!!!"






Good luck for exams guys. I'll be at home watching over you all. haha

The last few days

Last Monday, we had a friendly with the Singapore Orchids (Singapore's Ladies National Team). They're leaving for the World Cup in Denmark next week I guess. Good luck to them!

Group B
Russia (6)
Finland (2)
Singapore (11)
Sweden (3)
Czech Republic (7)

Ok i guess they need more than just luck.

Emo is taking over the world

Wooooots. May 1st, I managed to caught it. Great great show. Tickets were almost sold out islandwide. I'll not blog much about it, go watch it yourself. The fun thing about watching it early is that you can tease your friends. You will soon realise how much people hate spoilers. Their expression were priceless.

Me: Pssssst
friend: wad?
Me: MJ died in spiderman3
friend: WTFF!

Hehe. Personal thoughts- too many heroes. They should stick to 1 or 2 but 4 is just too many. Aunt May MJ melts my heart.